A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots big elegantly coiffed unicorns who perceive us only as a food even though they are only slightly radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.