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Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.
and then they kill us all.
The End.