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Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who perceive us only as a food even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.