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Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.