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Earth is pushed out of its orbit by aliens who understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
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