A Random
SCIFI.radio story

Earth embarks on a journey through the multiverse, encountering alternate versions of itself who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a nuclear bomb but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.