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Earth becomes sentient and begins eating other planets who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.
but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.