A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is mistaken for a lost civilization by alien archeologists who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.so they eat us all.
The End.