A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who understand us all too well even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.