A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is targeted by a previously undiscovered asteroid storm which was actually created by aliens who understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a nuclear bomb but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.