A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth opens a gateway to the afterlife, allowing spirits to roam the earth who perceive us only as a food even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.