A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a nuclear bomb , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.