A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.