A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.