A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who understand us all too well even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.