A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth scientists interact with faintly blue penguins on pogo sticks who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive who derive their sustainance by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.