A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the battleground for an epic showdown between cosmic forces of good and evil who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which kills them all.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.