A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth receives a visit from future selves with warnings of impending doom who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.