A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth transforms into sentient computer viruses infecting the universe who perceive us only as a food even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.