A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth ascends to a higher plane of existence, leaving behind a changed world but only for left handed people who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work and then they kill us all.
The End.