A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is challenged to a game of cosmic dodgeball by alien athletes who perceive us only as a food even though they smell really bad and cannot be destroyed by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.