A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unravels the secrets of the universe, rewriting the laws of reality but only for red headed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.and then they kill us all.
The End.