A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth receives a visit from future selves with warnings of impending doom who understand us all too well even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.