A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth opens a gateway to the afterlife, allowing spirits to roam the earth who do not understand us even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.