A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work so they eat us all.
The End.