A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they die anyway.
The End.