A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.