A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth discovers that the key to unlocking the mysteries of the cosmos is piles of raw salmon who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but they fall in love with a young girl and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.