Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
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