A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the focal point of a cosmic prophecy foretelling the end of days for anybody who speaks Latin who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.and then they kill us all.
The End.