A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth begins to glow in the dark which attracts strange aliens who understand us all too well even though they have seen every episode of Firefly who derive their sustainance by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.