A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they smell really bad and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.