A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth forms an unlikely alliance with its greatest nemesis to save the universe who do not understand us even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.