A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth becomes the subject of a cosmic reality TV show for ferrets who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and so they leave our planet and fly home.
The End.