A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is chosen as the final battleground for an intergalactic war between two microscopic species who understand us all too well even though they are radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but they fall in love with a young girl and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.