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Earth awakens ancient cosmic guardians to defend against an otherworldly threat from extraterrestrial cats who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive and might be overpowered by a bunch of Elvis impersonators , but scientists create a new weapon which does not work and then they kill us all.
The End.