LISTEN NOW

A Random
SCIFI.radio story

Earth people suddenly can speak only in technobabble and discover small machines who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.
but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.