A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth finds itself at the center of a cosmic conspiracy involving multiple galaxies who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.