A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth falls under the spell of a cosmic enchantment, casting the world into sentient vats of melted caramel who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and cannot be destroyed by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but they fall in love with a young girl and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.