A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth scientists probe elephantine quantum quokkas who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they smell really bad who derive their sustainance by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.