A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic storm of chaos and unpredictability on the universe in the form of door to door salesmen who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and might be overpowered by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.so they eat us all.
The End.