A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth contracts a case of cosmic amnesia, forgetting everything that happened yesterday except for weasels who do not understand us even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.