A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are only slightly radioactive who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by the army, navy, air force, space force and/or marines but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they form a rock band and tour the galaxy, becoming interstellar celebrities.
The End.