A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth unleashes a cosmic plague, threatening all life in the universe that has a y in their name who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.