A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth wakes up to find itself inside a giant hamster wheel racing against other hamsters who perceive us only as a food even though they can all do credible singing impressions of Ethel Merman and might be overpowered by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but a priest tells them about the God and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.