A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth is invaded by a swarm of sentient nanobots smelly Star Swarm insects who understand us all too well who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.