A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth transforms into sentient computer viruses infecting the universe who do not understand us even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner and might be overpowered by a crowd of people with pitchforks and torches but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
The End.