A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth enters a state of quantum flux, causing reality to warp and bend but only for red-headed people who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they smell really bad who tend to stutter under pressure when confronted by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are taken in by a kindly old lady who mistakes them for lost children.
The End.