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Earth suffers a temporary glitch in the space-time continuum, creating sentiant walruses who are friendly but incomprehensible even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a slap to the side of the head with a large fish , but scientists create a new weapon which turns them into weird rocks.
The End.
but they die from catching the common cold.
The End.