A Random

SCIFI.radio story

Earth travels through a wormhole to the edge of the universe and beyond only to find actual worms who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they have seen every episode of Firefly and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of Elvis impersonators but they fall in love with a young girl and they become the new rulers of Earth, ushering in a new era of peace and prosperity.
The End.