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Earth is pushed out of its orbit by aliens who want to plug us into a power grid and use us as living batteries even though they are radioactive and cannot be destroyed by a bunch of kids playing disco music on boom boxes but a priest tells them about the God and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.