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Earth suddenly spawns protoplasmic beings who understand us all too well even though they all do bad impressions of William Shatner who derive their sustainance by a nuclear bomb but one cunning young man somehow convinces them that people are okay and they are turned into weird rocks that all look suspiciously like either Elvis or Madonna, but nobody can agree on which one it is.
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